Star Trek Long Sleeve Starry Enterprise Ugly Sweater

Star Trek TNG ‘Trek The Halls’ Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Make It Snow

Inspired by the command division’s red uniforms from Star Trek: The Next Generation, Numskull Designs has created these officially licensed Star Trek ugly sweaters. I can already see myself becoming indignant when this isn’t enough to clinch victory in the ugly Christmas sweater contest at work.

Upon closer review, I do have a hard time considering this an ugly Christmas sweater. I mean, it might actually be the most fashionable sweater I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of sweaters because I used to work sorting donations at a Goodwill. I’ve… smelled a lot of smells.

Imagine us all standing around a holiday fire in our Trek The Halls sweaters, sipping Saurian Brandy, and regaling our guests with our latest adventures aboard the Enterprise. Sounds like a dream, doesn’t it? That’s because it is a dream. I mean, unless we’re role-playing, in which case I call Data!

  1. Star Trek The Original Series Trek The Halls Sweatshirt
Star Trek The Original Series Trek The Halls Sweatshirt

2. Star Trek Trexels Ugly Christmas Sweater

Star Trek Trexels Ugly Christmas Sweater

3. Star Trek The Next Generation Make It Snow Sweatshirt

Star Trek The Next Generation Make It Snow Sweatshirt

4. Star Trek Original Series Holiday Enterprise Sweatshirt

Star Trek Original Series Holiday Enterprise Sweatshirt

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